I'm trying, believe me...

"Technically, the Cayman is a hatchback. Lift the rear hatch and you'll find a shallow cargo space and the brushed alloy access panel for the engine's oil and water reservoirs. Under the carpeted and soundproofed hillock between the wheels is the car's 3.4-liter, flat-six engine, a fervent bit of machinery that in the throes of aggressive driving swamps the cabin with a bright, metallic resonance. Imagine the sound of someone cutting up Zildjian cymbals with a Husqvarna chain saw. I'll wait."

(Los Angeles Times, "Rumble Seat", 21 December 2005)